Ghostofmylife

A newfounded truth

It has recently come to my attention that there is a moment in time during the night in which it doesn’t matter how many hours of sleep you get. You’re still going to feel like total garbage when you wake up the next morning. It seems like sleeping at 3 am has the same effects as if one slept at midnight; regardless there is no difference whatsoever! With this being said, let us work together and try to discover the exact hour as to when this phenomena takes place :D That way, once one reaches this mysterious threshold, he/she can say “screw it, I’m gonna do the rest of the weeks homework”. I’ve obviously taken advantage of this and decided NOT TO SLEEP JUST YET, but to share my latest theory with you all :) So, there you have it!

Goodnight fellow tumbluddies!

I just looked down and saw my dick hanging out of my boxers and I was like, "Whoa, dick. What are you doing out there?" That's when I realized that it's not out there on accident, it's out there due to necessity. Being cooped up in my boxers was not adequate any longer. It needed room to roam. I apologized, gave him a firm handshake and let it be.

hotpotatohot:

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BEST BED TIME STORY!

don't you hate when you have to deal with other people's crap?

ericatangg:

jesshehehaha:

izzyizazfresh:

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Girl its about love

-_x YOU’RE A BOY. YOU WOULDN’T KNOW, SONNNNNNNNNN

LOL.

this is exactly what I’m talking about.

Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? THE BEST KINDS.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH <3